Only at the end do you realize the power of the Dark Side. (Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.)
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack. (Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().)
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. (Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.)
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. (Chuck Norris doesn't program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants.)
No reward is worth this. (Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.)